Just Breakfast Cereal...?

Lookin' for some healthy alternative to the normal breakfast, we looked around for some breakfast cereal at our nearby Foodworld. Cornflakes have been on our table for quite some time, so this time around we decided to try out some muesli! After spending some time checking out cartons on the shelves of Foodworld, we picked up something that seemed to have a good mix of cereal and was decently priced.

It was only the next morning on actually consuming the contents did we realise that we definitely got a lot more than we had Sodexhoed for! Whether it was just an overdose of verbose English (with lots of verbs, adjectives and adverbs thrown in) or something much much more we really don't know! Take a look at snaps of the carton for more details. What do you think?

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If you couldn't read it, here is the transcript (tho' better read directly on the image) of what's written there (word-for-word, punctuation-mark-for-punctuation-mark, formatting-for-formatting):

Avee's [TM]

Western Style

Crunchy Muesli

Most Delicious celebrated & World Popular Mingle clustered with Raisins, Almonds & various Energetic Fruits and Foods

Western Style Crunchy Muesli
It's origin has been from Switzerland and other western countries, which proved magnificent results on mind, mood, physique, stamina, tummy, digestive system, tolerance, longitivity, and general health. Hence the western Style Crunchy Muesli has been much appreciated and motivated the liking and love of maximum personalities of various spheres of life in the world.

Benefits
Western Style Crunchy Muesli avoids dowdy or slacking & keeps one alert, smart, attractive, young, impressive and dominating. Being a most be-fitting low-fat-diet keeps a person ever-ready to take up any task successfully any time of a day or night & produce outstanding results.

Gives stamina to devote more hours on work without break & without feeling dowdy or dour.
Least time consuming and is a perfect low fat diet and a fastest food available any time without much of struggle.

Boosts vitamins, reduces cholesterol, maintains youth-fulness.

Taste & Consumption
Western Style Crunchy Muesli consumption goes up for its delicious taste, health-giving ingredients, life-long benefits and facilitates fast food.

Fibre Edible GrainsRegular use of western style crunchy muesli boosts appetite-an orderly healthy routine, maintains smart physique, stamina & sexual urge.

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(now to the side of the box)

(up closer if you wish)

And if you couldn't read it, here is the transcript (tho' better read directly on the image) of what's written on the side (word-for-word, punctuation-mark-for-punctuation-mark, formatting-for-formatting):

Healthy Family Food

AVEE’S WESTERN STYLE CRUNCHY MUESLI CAN BE SERVED AT ANY AND ALL TIMES OF A DAY.

Serve preferably with milk at breakfast. Also with curd, cream, yogurt as snacks and loafs etc to one’s likes, choice and requirements. With developing taste increase the regular quantity and consumption.

Most Energetic and a health gift

Keep open stuff in airtight container
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Now, did that carton really contain an elixir of life or something like that? Does it also mean, this over-the-shelf box of cereal can compete with the (prescription only) little-blue-pill made by a multinational pharmaceutical giant? What do you think?

And once you done with it do head on to http://www.avees.co.in/ for more in-vigour-ating surprizes!